No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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