You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
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Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
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I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
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