Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
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