Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
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