Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
