Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
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hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
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I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
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