I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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