Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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