To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
So much Jack, so little girl.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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