I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
Randomize
