Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
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We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
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I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
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