yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
Randomize