i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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