I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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