That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
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Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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