Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
That's intense
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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