that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
The beer is more important than you right now.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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