If you die in college, do you die in real life?
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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