i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Randomize
