Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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