Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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