is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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