This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
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I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
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Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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