I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
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He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
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We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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