He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Randomize
