I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
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normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
The beer is more important than you right now.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
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Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize