I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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