i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Just cropdusted the office
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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