Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
be right there i have to get my cape
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
