i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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