DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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