yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
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