Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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