the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
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