just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
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My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
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I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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