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its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
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