chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
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It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
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Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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