another moral hangover. fuck.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
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I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
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Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
whose ass print is on the piano?
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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