Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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