how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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