I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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