Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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