bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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