If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
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He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
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wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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