So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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