Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
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She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
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The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
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