Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
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I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
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I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
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