The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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