I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
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the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
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While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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