Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
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they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
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Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
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