She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
How external is "for external use only"?
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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