how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
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Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
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IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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