but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
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