So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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