you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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