I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Randomize
